“We come from the planet Cutelus. We are in dire need of fresh carrots. Please help us and we will teach you the secrets of our cuteocracy.” Thats an offer I think nobody can refuse!

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However things don’t look so hot for this hammy. Hammy its not worth it, run! Its just a strawberry you can get another! What? You need it for your strawberry souffle?! Just run hammy run!!! I knew that movie Ratatouille was bad news, inspiring a whole generation of rodents to risk their lives for what, a strawberry?!

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“Oh for me? You shouldn’t have!” *Crash*

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